A drunk man walks into a Hell’s Angels biker bar, sits down and orders a drink. Looking around, he notices three men sitting at a corner table.

He gets up, staggers over, leans in and look at the biggest, meanest biker in the face , saying “ I went by your grandma’s house today and I saw her on the hallway, b*ck nak*d. Man, she is one-fine looking woman.

The biker just stares at him without saying a word. His friends are confused because this biker has a reputation for fighting at a drop of a hat.

The drunk leans on a table again and says again, “ I got it on with your grandma, and let me tell you, she’s the best I’ve ever had.”

The biker’s buddies are now visibly angry but the biker still remain silent. The drunk leans in one last time and says, “ I’ll tell you something else, boy, your grandma, she liked it.”

At this point, the biker stands up, grabs the drunk by the shoulders, looks straight at the drunks eyes and says, “ Grandpa, go home, you’re drunk!