A man goes to therapy.
He says:
“I keep having the same dream.”
“In it, I’m stranded on an island with ten beautiful women.”
The therapist smiles:
“That doesn’t sound like a problem.”
The man stares at the floor:
“It is… because every night, I wake up disappointed.”
The therapist pauses:
“Disappointed… that it ends?”
The man shakes his head:
“No.”
A long silence.
The man suddenly breaks down crying:
“Because in the dream… I’m one of them.”
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