The cop said, “Sir, anything you say can and will be used against you in court.”
The old man groaned and said,
“Don’t bother, officer… I’ve been married 45 years.
Everything I’ve ever said has already been used against me—
including what I said on our first date.”
His wife, standing behind the cop with her arms crossed, chimed in,
“Don’t forget that fishing trip in ’92… and the time you said I looked ‘fine’ instead of ‘beautiful’.”
The cop blinked and whispered,
“Sir… you’re not under arrest. I just pulled you over for speeding.”
The old man sighed,
“Speeding? Oh good… at least this one comes with a fine and not another three-hour lecture.”
The wife snapped,
“Keep talking, you’ll get both.”
The cop stepped back and muttered,
“Yup… this man’s already serving life without parole.”
