Frank was determined to fix the leaky faucet himself. He crouched under the sink with tools scattered everywhere.
Lillian stood over him, arms crossed. “You know we could’ve hired a plumber.”
Frank grunted, “Plumbers are expensive. I watched a video—this’ll be easy.”
An hour later, the kitchen floor looked like a wading pool.
Lillian raised an eyebrow. “Easy, huh?”
Soaked and defeated, Frank replied, “The video didn’t mention gravity!”
Without missing a beat, Lillian handed him a mop. “Congratulations. You’re now the cheapest plumber and the slowest janitor I’ve ever met.”
