A blonde goes out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.
“Yoohoo” she shouts, “how can I get to the other side?”
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts back,
“You ARE on the other side.”
A man asked his wife what she’d like for her 40th birthday. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he…
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the…
The stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new one Once he’s arrived, the new rooster walks up to the…
Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office. Tina brought me to the hospital. They have been taking tests and doing x-rays. The blow…
A Blonde woman was speeding down the road and was pulled over by a female police officer who was also a blonde. The Blonde Cop asked to…
A duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender: “Got any grapes?” The bartender replies: “This is a bar, not a market, we don’t have grapes”;…