A lady went to a doctor office

A lady went to a doctor’s office, and was being examined by a doctor.

A few minutes into the examination, screeching could be heard from the room, and then the lady burst out of the room as if running for her life.

After much effort a nurse finally managed to calm her down enough to tell her story.

The nurse barged into the office of the Doctor and screamed:

“Shame on you, Mrs. Smith is 82 years old, and you told her she’s pregnant.”

The Doctor continued writing calmly and barely looking up said:

“Does she still have the hiccups?”

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