A Soldier Approached A Nun

A soldier approached a nun. Out of breath, he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt? I’ll explain later.” The nun agreed… A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?”

The nun replied, “He went that way.” After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can’t thank you enough, sister. You see, I don’t want to go to S*ria. ” The nun said, “I understand completely.

”The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!” The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls…. I don’t want to go to S*ria either.”

Related Posts

Video: I want to buy that TV!

One day a blonde was in a store, and saw a sign advertising a huge TV sale. She goes up to the salesman, and points to a…

Video: He always orders the same thing

A guy goes to the same diner every day, looks over the menu, and always orders the same thing: ham and eggs. Every day, the same thing:…

A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana

A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then…

He got a 0 on a geography exam

A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer a…

Watched by a midget

A man standing at a urinal notices that he’s being watched by a midget. “Wow,” comments the midget. “Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!”…

An old woman walks into a tattoo shop

An old woman walks into a tattoo shop, looks directly at the artist and says “I want to get a tattoo”. The artist hesitantly replies “Well, ok…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *