A guy goes to the same diner every day, looks over the menu, and always orders the same thing: ham and eggs.
Every day, the same thing: ham and eggs.
The waitress decides to play a trick on him and scratches it from the menu.
He comes in and she says,
“You know that thing you like so much? I scratched it.”
“Well, wash off your hand and get me some ham and eggs”
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A man standing at a urinal notices that he’s being watched by a midget. “Wow,” comments the midget. “Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!”…
An old woman walks into a tattoo shop, looks directly at the artist and says “I want to get a tattoo”. The artist hesitantly replies “Well, ok…