Video: Celebrating love
A young couple had just gotten married, and they spent their wedding night doing what most newlyweds do—celebrating their love… again and again… all night long. The…
Video: A blonde walks into a pharmacy
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don’t sell…
A Man Walks Into a Bar… and Gets the Deal of a Lifetime!
One warm evening, a guy strolls into a bar and heads straight to the friendly-looking bartender. “Hey, I’ll take a nice cold premium beer,” he says. “Of course,…
Video: I want to buy that TV!
One day a blonde was in a store, and saw a sign advertising a huge TV sale. She goes up to the salesman, and points to a…
A Soldier Approached A Nun
A soldier approached a nun. Out of breath, he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt? I’ll explain later.” The nun agreed… A moment later two…
Video: He always orders the same thing
A guy goes to the same diner every day, looks over the menu, and always orders the same thing: ham and eggs. Every day, the same thing:…
A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana
A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then…
He got a 0 on a geography exam
A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer a…
Watched by a midget
A man standing at a urinal notices that he’s being watched by a midget. “Wow,” comments the midget. “Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!”…
An old woman walks into a tattoo shop
An old woman walks into a tattoo shop, looks directly at the artist and says “I want to get a tattoo”. The artist hesitantly replies “Well, ok…