Little Johnny learns to count…
The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers. “Yes,” he says, “I do. My father taught me.” “Good. What comes after three.” “Four,” answers little…
The mother was crushed
A woman came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find her 5-year old son waiting for her at the door. Son: “Mommy, may I ask…
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana.
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side…
How much for that TV?
A Blonde walks into an Appliance store. And talks to one of the salespersons, she asks ” how much for that TV” he replies ” we dont…
Think twice
A fox sneaked into a farm and grabbed a prize rooster. The farmer saw him and raised the alarm and he and his dogs started chasing the…
NO, I DO NOT!
A man walks into his office box on a Monday morning. He checks his e-mails and sees one from his neighbor. It reads, “Do you have any…
Call of Duty
A kid is playing video games in his room, minding his own business. His mother walks in. “Honey, come meet my new boyfriend!” “I’m kind of busy…
A donkey and a horse
A donkey is having a drink in a pub when he spots a horse at the bar so goes over for a chat. “What do you do…
Bad news for you
A secretary walked into her boss’s office and said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.” “Why do you always have to give me bad…
A grandfather
A grandfather is hanging out with his grandson. He says to his grandson, “Hey Johnny, please fetch me the cup of medicine and the cup of soda…