Four friends who hadn’t seen each other in 30 years reunite at a party. After several drinks one of the men had to use the restroom those…

When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Atlanta to…

The stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new one. Once he’s arrived, the new rooster walks up to the…

An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man’s cane slips on…

A shy guy goes into a pub and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes…

One morning the phone rang at 3:00 a.m. in Jeff’s house. He picked up the phone and a woman asked, “Is this 555-1111?” “No, this is 555-1112.”…

A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband: “I just dreamt that you gave me a necklace of pearls….

A young man strips down naked at a beach. As he’s lying on the sand naked he notices two very elderly women walking his way.  To prevent…

An elderly man goes into his doctor’s office for an annual physical… After a while, the doctor comes out and says, “I’m sorry Bill, but we have…