Two very elderly women

A young man strips down naked at a beach.

As he’s lying on the sand naked he notices two very elderly women walking his way. 

To prevent the women from having any sort of anxiety attack, the man quickly covers himself with sand not realizing his penis was still sticking out. 

As both women approach they stop and stare in shock of what they see. 

Susie: My goodness Betty, do you see that?

Betty: Oh I sure do. How is it possible?

Susie: I have no idea. And to think, that in our 20’s we got it all the time. In our 40’s we had to ask for it. In our 60’s we had to pay for it. 

And now in our 80’s…. It grows wild on the beach.

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