Low Bridge Ahead

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign reads, “Low Bridge Ahead.” Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him, and…

Kelly is ill

The local high school has a policy that the parents must call the school if a student is to be absent for the day. Kelly, deciding to…

Old Farmer Ron

Old Farmer Ron just wanted some fruit… but he ended up with a story for the ages.  Ron, an elderly farmer in Australia, had owned a big…

A man starts his first day as a trainee

First day on the job, and this trainee already knows how to handle the big boss!  A man starts his first day as a trainee at a…

Two Southern Belles

Two Southern Belles were chatting on the porch of a grand white-pillared mansion… The first lady said proudly,  “When my first child was born, my husband built…

Video: A luxury vacation

A travel agent was sitting at his desk when he noticed an elderly couple standing outside, gazing longingly at the posters of dream vacations in the shop…

A woman walked into the police station

A woman walked into the police station with her next-door neighbor to report her husband missing. The officer asked for a description. She said, “He’s 35, 6-foot-4,…

Video: A clever plan for a little alone time

Bill and Marla thought they had come up with a clever plan for a little alone time one Sunday afternoon — even though their 12-year-old son was…

Working late

A married man decided to “work late” one evening — but really, he was out having dinner with his young secretary. One thing led to another, and…

Video: You can paint my porch

A blonde, looking to make some extra cash, decided to do odd jobs around her rich neighborhood. At the first house, the man says, “You can paint…