Low Bridge Ahead
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign reads, “Low Bridge Ahead.” Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him, and…
Kelly is ill
The local high school has a policy that the parents must call the school if a student is to be absent for the day. Kelly, deciding to…
Old Farmer Ron
Old Farmer Ron just wanted some fruit… but he ended up with a story for the ages. Ron, an elderly farmer in Australia, had owned a big…
A man starts his first day as a trainee
First day on the job, and this trainee already knows how to handle the big boss! A man starts his first day as a trainee at a…
Two Southern Belles
Two Southern Belles were chatting on the porch of a grand white-pillared mansion… The first lady said proudly, “When my first child was born, my husband built…
Video: A luxury vacation
A travel agent was sitting at his desk when he noticed an elderly couple standing outside, gazing longingly at the posters of dream vacations in the shop…
A woman walked into the police station
A woman walked into the police station with her next-door neighbor to report her husband missing. The officer asked for a description. She said, “He’s 35, 6-foot-4,…
Video: A clever plan for a little alone time
Bill and Marla thought they had come up with a clever plan for a little alone time one Sunday afternoon — even though their 12-year-old son was…
Working late
A married man decided to “work late” one evening — but really, he was out having dinner with his young secretary. One thing led to another, and…
Video: You can paint my porch
A blonde, looking to make some extra cash, decided to do odd jobs around her rich neighborhood. At the first house, the man says, “You can paint…