A couple was in a busy shopping mall just before Valentine’s Day. The wife turned around and suddenly realized her husband was missing. Annoyed — because they…

A depressed man walks into a bar and sits down. He looks at the bartender and says, “Give me six double brandies.” The bartender raises an eyebrow….

Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch. First Bull: “I’ve been here five years. I’m not giving this new bull any of…

The new preacher had just begun his sermon. He was a little nervous, and about ten minutes into the sermon his mind went blank. After a brief…

A man goes running into a clinic shouting and screaming in pain. “Please, doctor! You’ve got to help me! I’ve been stung by a bee!” The doctor…

A tired minister was at home resting, and through the window he saw a woman approaching his door. She was one of those too-talkative people, and he…

A man and his wife were having a heated argument over breakfast. In a moment of frustration, the husband snapped,“Well, apart from everything else you do wrong…

Two sisters inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they’re in financial trouble. To keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to…

An engineer dies and ends up in Hell.  Engineers don’t usually end up there, so the Devil is pretty surprised. Hell, as expected, is a mess —…