A husband and wife were celebrating 50 years together
A husband and wife were celebrating 50 years together, so their three kids agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. “Happy Anniversary, Mom and Dad,” said…
Two guys are walking their dogs
Two guys are walking their dogs when one says to the other,“We should stop in at the bar down there for a beer!” His friend likes the…
A wife’s hot temper
A man went to the doctor, worried about his wife’s hot temper. “Doctor,” he said, “every day my wife seems to lose her temper for no reason….
Honeymoon Handicap
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, just about to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says, “I have a confession to make… I’m…
The Bathroom Light
A man turns 90 and heads to the doctor for his annual check-up. After his exam, the doctor says,“For a man your age, you’re remarkable; in fact,…
New York State Department of Labor office
Paddy and Mick worked together in the garment district in Midtown New York and were both laid off, so they headed down to the New York State…
Coffee Morning Confessions
A group of senior ladies was sitting around a table at their weekly coffee morning. What they loved most, aside from comparing medications , was listing their latest…
A peaceful round of golf
A man is brought in by paramedics to a busy New York emergency room. He has a heavy concussion, a split lip, two black eyes, and a…
Video: The housewife was having her TV repaired
The housewife was having her TV repaired. The TV repairman couldn’t keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he’d nearly about…
Video: Broadway show
A man took his wife to a Broadway show. During the first intermission he had to use the bathroom in the worst way, so he hurried to…