My wife called me as I was sat in the pub last night. “I’ve cooked dinner,” she screamed, “And if you’re not home within 20 minutes I’m…

A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow $200 for six months. The loan officer asks him what kind of collateral he has….

A man brings his best buddy home for dinner…unannounced at 7:30 pm after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens….

A Young beautiful teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz “behind my back I’ve got something red, round and you can eat it….

A dude-up city biker walks into a seedy tavern in the outback of Western Australia. He sits at the bar and notices a grizzled old biker with…

An old woman walks into a tattoo shop, looks directly at the artist and says “I want to get a tattoo”. The artist hesitantly replies “Well, ok…

Little Johnny and his two friends are sitting on the front porch one day. The first one says, “My Daddy is so cool he can eat four…

“Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old.“You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet…

A woman has a problem with her wardrobe door in the bedroom. Every time a bus passes outside the house, the door of the wardrobe, would fall…