A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus,…

Two women go out one night without their husbands. They go to a bar, have a chat along with a couple of drinks and then head back…

I got chatting to a girl in a club. “Can I buy you a drink ?” I asked. “Have you not got a girlfriend ?” she replied,…

There were three nuns, they all told the priest that they were going to do one sin each. So the priest says ok, do your sins, come…

An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. He followed me into the…

A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, “Honey, if I died would you get married again?” The husband said, “No sweetie.” The woman…

Out of breath, he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt? I’ll explain later.” The nun agreed… A moment later two Military Police ran up and…

One afternoon, on about the third try to treat the old lady, the dentist figured out a way to get the job done. He excused himself from…

His Phone rang in church by accident during prayers… The Pastor scolded him. The worshippers admonished him after prayer for interrupting the silence. His wife kept on…