A business executive injured his leg skiing one weekend
A business executive injured his leg skiing one weekend. By the time he got home Sunday, the leg was very swollen, and he was having difficulty walking,…
Son Stop that immediately!
Little Billy was at the local supermarket with his father Little Billy, got tired of walking, so his Dad let him sit on his shoulders. As they…
Have you ever heard of a Freudian Slip?
One day, there was a priest sitting in a pew with a very worried and nervous look, and another priest saw him and wondered what was wrong….
Video: An Irishman, a Scotsman, and a Swede were out playing Golf
An Irishman, a Scotsman, and a Swede were out playing Golf with their wives. The Swede’s wife stepped up to the tee and, as she bent over…
Video: John O’Reilly raised his beer at the pub
John O’Reilly raised his beer at the pub and proudly declared, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life… between the legs of me wife!” The pub…
A man held up a lemon and squeezed it
In a crowd, a man held up a lemon and squeezed it completely dry.“If anyone can get even one drop from this lemon,” he said, “I’ll give…
Mom, is it possible to eat electricity?
A little boy asks his mother, “Mom, is it possible to eat electricity?” The mother says: ‘What? Where did you hear that? The boy replied: “Yesterday I…
Video: Mrs. Simpson became too furious with her husband
As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Simpson became too furious with her husband,who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde. As the elevator stopped at…
Video: A redneck poem in
A REDNECK LOVE POEM SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE, SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE. SHE WAS SO HAPPY ‘BOUT IT ALL, SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO….
Video: You are a nun
A nun was sitting at the airport, waiting for her flight to Chicago. She looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that…