The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and I intended to stock up. At the store, however, I was disappointed to find only a few…

It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow…

A gentleman was having some physical problems and his doctor told him that he had to drink warm water with Epsom salts one hour before breakfast. At…

Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of V.i.agra in his son’s medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the…

Harvey comes home late at night, drunk as a skunk. He staggers into the bedroom and wakes his sleeping wife, “Ellie, wake up! You’ll never believe this!”…

A man walks past a five-star restaurant and notices a sign in the window: “Piano Player Wanted.” Curious, he steps inside and asks to speak with the…

Murphy and his wife went for a stroll in the park. They sit down on a bench to rest for awhile. Soon they overhear voices coming from…

One day a blonde went the doctor with a burn on her stomach. The doctor gasped and asked what happened. The blonde told the doctor she put…

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband…