Video: That’s the Swimming Pool!
A young couple was on their honeymoon, staying at a beautiful hotel with a large swimming pool and an elegant restaurant. One afternoon, they decided to go…
TXT: We Fear No Wives
Three guys were sitting at a bar after work, relaxing with a few drinks. Suddenly, the first guy’s phone rang. He answered, listened for two seconds, then…
TXT: A married Irishman went into the confessional
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said, “Father, I need to confess. I almost had an affair with another woman.” The priest leaned closer. “What…
TXT: A man goes to hell
A man arrives in hell, nervous and confused, and is immediately greeted by the Devil. “Welcome,” says the Devil with a grin. “Here, everyone gets to choose…
TXT: Two Irish nuns
Two Irish nuns had just stepped off a ship, setting foot in America for the very first time. They stood on the busy street corner looking around…
TXT: Three bulls
Three bulls were standing in the pasture one morning when they heard the rancher was bringing in a new bull. The first bull snorted proudly. “I’ve been…
TXT: Mr. Johnson boarded his flight to New York City
Mr. Johnson boarded his flight to New York City and approached the aisle seat he had booked. To his surprise, a blonde woman was already sitting there….
Video: Doris went to the DMV to renew her driver’s license
An 85-year-old woman named Doris went to the DMV to renew her driver’s license.The clerk looked at her paperwork and said, “Ma’am, I see here that you…
TXT: Margaret is pulled over for speeding
A police officer pulled over an elderly woman named Margaret for speeding. She rolled down her window and gave the young officer a sweet smile. “Ma’am, do…
TXT: The mother had washed her hair
One afternoon, a mother decided to wash her hair and put it in rollers before getting ready for the evening. She searched through the bathroom cabinet for…