A man walks into a bar and says “4 drinks please”
The Bartender asks “Rough day?”, the man replies “Yeah, I just found out that my brother is gay”, the Bartender says “Well everyone has their own path”….
Matter Of Perspective
Everyone has been guilty of looking at another’s age and thinking, “Surely I cannot look that old.” I’m sure you’ve done the same If so, you may…
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around
Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on Finally, he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him. “Pardon me,” she…
The woman seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers
A beautiful woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. The woman seductively signalled…
A billionaire offers a crazy dare to anyone foolish enough to take it
A rich man threw a mansion party. It was of extravagant proportions. Hundreds of guests filled his enormous abode to mingle and drink with glee. During the…
A soldier ran up to a nun
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt. i’ll explain later.” The nun agreed… A moment…
A man goes into his favorite bar and sees a jar of money on the counter with the word “win” printed on it.
“What’s this about?” he asks the bartender. “That’s our monthly contest. You put in a $20 entry fee and then perform the three acts. If you complete…
A little girl asked her mother a question,
“Mummy, how did the human race begin?” The mother answered, “Well dear, God made Adam and Eve, and they had children, and so all of mankind was…
A good old Alabama boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing.
He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, “What you gonna do with that? There ain’t no water deep enough to float a…
The stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new one.
Once he’s arrived, the new rooster walks up to the old one and says, “Listen here, Gramps! This whole farm is mine now!” The old rooster says,…