The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.
The boss called her into his office and said, “Now look Sharon, Iknow we had a wild fling for a while, but that’s over.
I expectyou to conduct yourself like any other employee around here.”
The boss pressed on, “Who told you you could come and go as youplease around here?”
Sharon simply smiled, lit up a cigarette, and while exhaling said,. . . . “My lawyer. “
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The company boss immediately disliked the guy. But since he was there, he had to conduct the interview. The boss asked his secretary to bring some beer….
A man was driving along a narrow, dark and winding road when his car stuttered, shuddered and hiccuped, so he brought it to a halt. Not knowing…
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’d ever been with. She said, “Yes, all the others were 8s, 9s and 10s.”
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