An elderly couple sat down for a TV interview.
The wife: smiling, full of energy.
The husband: already asleep on her shoulder…
Zzz… Zzz…
The host asked:
“After all these years… ever considered divorce?”
She smiled sweetly:
“Oh heaven no… never.”
pause… looks at him snoring
“…Murder? Every single day.”
Husband: still snoring louder.
And that’s 60 years of marriage…
still going strong—
one near-murder at a time.
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