The company boss immediately disliked the guy. But since he was there, he had to conduct the interview. The boss asked his secretary to bring some beer. The drunk guy smelled it and immediately told all the ingredients! The boss winked at the secretary to bring something else…The secretary peed in a glass and brought that to the drink guy. After taking a smell the drunk guy said,
‘26F, and 3 month pregnant ! Now if you don’t give me the job, I’ll tell your wife who the real dad is’
Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was making her rounds. She was visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck…
A Swede, an Irishman, a Scotsman, and their wives went golfing one day. As they approached the first tee, the Swede’s wife stepped up to take her…
A drunk man walks into a Hell’s Angels biker bar, sits down and orders a drink. Looking around, he notices three men sitting at a corner table….
A banker was strolling through town when he spotted his old friend Tom, an 80-year-old rancher. Tom had lost his wife about a year ago, and word…
Three r*bb*rs entered a house. They said to the lady, we don’t want to spoil the order of your house and we don’t want to h*rm you,…
A blonde is on vacation and runs out of money. She wants to write an e-mail to her mother so that her mother can send her some….