A father has three daughters
A father has three daughters who are all getting married on the same day. He asks his oldest daughter, “Whom do you wish to marry? She says,…
A man asked his wife …
A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got…
My wife thinks she’s a chicken!
A man runs to the doctor and says, “Doctor, you’ve got to help me. My wife thinks she’s a chicken!” The doctor asks, “How long has she…
A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again
A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming…
The maid asked her boss’s wife for a raise, and the wife was upset.
The maid asked her boss’s wife for a raise, and the wife was upset. The wife asked, “Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay…
Clean Joke
On his way to the protest site he sees one guy dressed from head to toe in red standing on the side of the highway gesturing him…
The Guy And The Redhead
… and there’s a beautiful redhead sitting at the next table. He’s been sneakily checking her out ever since he arrived, but doesn’t have the courage to…
A Passenger Tapped The Taxi Driver On The Shoulder
A passenger tapped the taxi driver on the shoulder to ask him a question The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went…
A Blonde Was Summoned To Court To …
A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit. The prosecutor opened his questioning with, “Where were you the night of August…
The Picture Diet!
I remember one time when I was home visiting my folks. My mom asked me to set the table for dinner. I opened the refrigerator and taped…