Man sat
A man sat on a towel on a beach. He had no arms or legs. 3 Women walked past & felt sorry for him. 1 said “U…
An elderly man came into a shop
An elderly man came into a shop with a ‘Salesman Wanted’ sign in a window. He went up to the owner & said, “I-I-I w-w-wanna-t the j-joooob-b.”…
A Polish man had married a Canadian girl
A Polish man had married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada for a year or so and although his English was far from perfect,…
Girl taunts old man
The girl taunts old man and asks if he ever did anything wild heading downtown to go to the movies, when a young punk got on. She…
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A pretty, young, student nurse appears to give…
On their first night together …
On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud…
Keyboard shortcuts
A Canadian customer was calling to find out if there was a faster way to trigger menu commands than mousing up to the menus. Agent: “Certainly, sir….
Teacher: Kids, what does the chicken give you?
Teacher: Kids, what does the chicken give you? Kids: Meat! Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you? Kids: Bacon! Teacher: Great! And what does…
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the…
A butterfly tattooed on each …
A lady goes to a tattooist and asks to have a butterfly tattooed on each of her bum cheeks. The tattooist says he doesn’t know how to…