An Irishman Walks – funny
An Irishman walks into a bar in Toronto and orders a drink. The bartender, noticing his accent, asks him “What brings you to Canada? “The Irishman says…
A lady failed the written driving test
A lady failed the written driving test 4 times. At the fifth attempt, she was determined to pass. But the test had the same question, “You are…
A Husband Exclaims to His Wife
A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your bum is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!” Later that night in bed, the husband…
A Lad Was Tired Of The Farm Life
A young lad was tired of the farm life; so off he went and joined the Navy. His first cruise took him to the south pacific, whereupon…
An Old Woman From California Purchased A Timber
An elderly woman from California purchased a piece of timberland in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She…
An Old Lady Went To The Grocery Store
A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter…
Little Johnny’s Class Had A Spelling Exercise
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better…
A Veterinarian Was Feeling ill …
A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long they had been occurring,…
An Old Man Entered The Car Agency
An Old man entered the car agency together with his young wife. The owner of the agency spotted the couple and went over to wait upon them…
An Elderly Man Wants A Job
An elderly man wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little maths test: “Here is your first question.” The foreman says….