A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop
A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop. The butcher asks, “What do you want?” The dog points to steak in a glass case. “How many pounds?” The…
Gabriel’s Horn or Heaven Key?
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath and the young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old…
An Old Man Boarded An Airplane
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon…
A Man Ordered A Voice Automated Car
A man ordered a voice-automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He got the car and became very proud…
Quick! Give Me A Pint Of Lager!
A Man Rushes Into A Bar And Says, “Quick! Give me a pint of lager!” No sooner does he finish that drink, he orders a whisky and…
Three Men Died on Christmas
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. “In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “You must…
An old lady is turning 100
An old lady is turning 100. She is in great health for her age and regularly walks to the market, post office and the bank with no…
A Man Became Sick
A man became sick. He consulted many multi-facility hospitals. Still couldn’t get cured. He was sad. Then his wife advised, “why don’t you consult a veterinary doctor?”…
A Man Walks Into The Front Door Of A Bar
A man walks into the front door of a bar, he is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with…
A Priest On A Plane
A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father, could…