A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates
A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket,…
Mick says to Paddy
Mick says to Paddy, “I can’t be bothered to walk all that way.” “I know,” says Paddy, “But we’ve no money for a cab and we’ve missed…
A State Trooper sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH
… a State Trooper sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” He turns…
A drunk man walks into his house with a duck under his arm
A drunk man walks into his house with a duck under his arm. He walks up to his wife with it and says, This is the pig…
A man buys a lie detector robot
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner He asks his son, “Son, where were you…
Jeff walks into a bar
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar He walks over and asks Paul what’s wrong. “Well,” replies Paul, “You know…
Walking up to a department store
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, “I want to buy this material for a new dress How much does it cost?”…
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing You’re just…
A new pastor
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to…
The pilot safely performs an emergency landing
The pilot safely performs an emergency landing in water, and tells the passengers to remain seated and to keep the doors closed, stating that in emergency situations,…