Our story is not complete
Our story is not complete without telling of a man who could not give a convincing explanation about his broken arm. He kept muttering something about trying…
A clergyman awoke one morning to find a dead donkey in his front yard
A clergyman awoke one morning to find a dead donkey in his front yard. He had no idea how it got there, but he knew he had…
A man in Scotland calls his son in London
A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell…
A very drunk elderly lady
A very drunk elderly lady walked into a bar shortly before closing time, sat at the bar and ordered, “Barbender, barbender, I would like a Martoutsy.” The…
A woman has to go to Italy
A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport. “Thank you, honey”, she says. “What would you like…
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard. Then…
Saint Peter asked the first officer
Saint Peter asked the first officer, “What did you do with your life?” “I was a police officer,” he responded. “What kind of police officer?” Saint Peter…
A kindergarten teacher
A kindergarten teacher is having her birthday and three of her students decided to bring her a gift. The first students was little Timmy and his dad…
Why do you want divorce?
Judge: Why do you want divorce? Petitioner: My wife asks me to peel off garlic, cut onions, wash utensils. Judge: What’s the problem in this? Just warm…
A woman finds Aladdin’s magic lamp
A woman finds Aladdin’s magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to…