Rude Bus Driver (So Funny)
Rude Bus Driver, A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman…
A Woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local
A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag…
My Wife!
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home! OFFICER: Age? Husband: I’m not sure. Around 40. We don’t do birthdays. OFFICER:…
A dude-up city biker
A dude-up city biker walks into a seedy tavern in the outback of Western Australia. He sits at the bar and notices a grizzled old biker with…
At a winery …
At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in…
Teacher Was
A Young beautiful teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz “behind my back I’ve got something red, round and you can eat it….
Mother of Six
A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, ‘Mother of Six’,…
A WOMAN’S POEM
A WOMAN’S POEM: He didn’t like the casserole, and he didn’t like my cake. He said my biscuits were too hard, not like his mother used to…
A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library
A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl, “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The…
Little Boy – So funny
Little Johnny sees his Daddy’s car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing. Johnny…