A priest dies and arrives in heaven. Here, a couple of angels greet him, shake his hand, and welcome him. A few moments later, a drunken Peruvian…

An elderly man had dinner at a very nice restaurant. After he finished his wine, he went to the men’s room, then walked out through the bar:…

Husband to Wife: Tomorrow is your birthday. What gift would you like ? Wife: A giraffe ! Husband: Darling, please be reasonable. Where do I get a…

The Policeman had stopped the man for obvious drunken driving, but since the guy had a clean record, he made him park the car and took him…

A young blonde landed a job as a physical education teacher for a group of 16-year-olds. As she supervised the students playing soccer on the field, she…

A doctor and an engineer entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking around, the doctor stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store, the…

An airplane pilot was welcoming the passengers on the plane shortly after take-off. “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 321, nonstop…

A student comes to a young professor’s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. “I would do ‘Anything’ to pass this exam.”…

A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. “Listen,” said the shoplifter, “I know you don’t want any trouble either….