A lady goes into the butcher’s shop, and while walking around the store, she sees a beef tongue on the butcher’s counter.The lady asks, “What in the…

An elderly couple, Bert and Edna, are sitting on their porch swing one quiet Sunday evening. They’ve been married for 55 years. The sun is setting, the…

A little boy named Tommy went to church with his grandma every Sunday.One day, Grandma told him it was time to make his first confession. She explained,…

An 85-year-old woman named Doris went to the DMV to renew her driver’s license.The clerk looked at her paperwork and said, “Ma’am, I see here that you…

Cousin Elly, who happens to be blonde, is the world’s worst at getting instructions mixed up. When she got married, her husband bought her one of those…

For her 85th birthday, a gentle, sharp-witted grandmother received gifts from her three grown sons—each determined to outdo the others. The eldest, now a wealthy executive, bought…

Walter and his wife, Ethel, went to the state fair every single year. And every single year, without fail, Walter would stop, stare up at the helicopter…

A woman hurried to catch a city bus, only to realize—at the worst possible moment—that her skirt was a little too snug. When the bus pulled up…

After a successful farmer passed away, he left his entire farm to his wife. She was smart, confident, and determined to keep the farm running just as…