A woman walks into a pharmacy
A woman walks into a pharmacy one day and says to the pharmacist, “I’d like a poison that’ll kill my husband but make it look like he…
Bubba the old Redneck from Georgia
Bubba the old Redneck from Georgia decides to travel across the south to Virginia to see God’s country. When he gets to Franklin, he likes the place…
After 15 years of marriage, the wife asked her husband to describe her
After 15 years of marriage, the wife asked her husband to describe her. The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, “ABCDEFGHIJK.” “What…
A little boy wanted a bicycle for Christmas
A little boy wanted a bicycle for Christmas. His mother said she didn’t have enough money to buy him a new bike but suggested that if he…
A very distinguished lady was on a plane
A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father, could…
Two blondes walking down the street
Two blondes walking down the street. One reaches into her pocketbook for a makeup compact and looks into the mirror. “This picture looks like someone I know,”…
A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson
A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she’d do. The blonde…
A little boy hears the word
A little boy hears the word wh****rehouse in school and asks his father what it means. His father is quite shocked, and replies: “Well, uh… you go…
All the organs of the body were having a meeting
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge…… “I should be in charge,” said the brain,…
The husband comes home and worried because he has a scratch on his chest
The husband comes home and worried because he has a scratch on his chest caused by a fingernail from his mistress, opens the door seeing the cat…