An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date
An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man: She seemed upset when she returned to her daughter’s house later that night. “What happened,…
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, right on his twitchy little nose. “Oh,…
The husband called the wife on the phone and
The husband called the wife on the phone and said “Today I will bring dinner from the Second Wife”. He came home and knocked. And was knocked…
A delightful, angelic little boy Johnny
A delightful, angelic little boy Johnny was waiting for his mom outside the ladies’ room of the gas station. A man approached him and asked.“Sonny, can you…
Two guys grow up together
Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to Texas.They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play…
A wife asks her programmer husband to go to the store
A wife asks her programmer husband to go to the store. ‘Can you go down to the store, and get a gallon of milk, and if they…
Little Johnny and his family
Little Johnny and his family often traveled to visit his grandmother for meals during the holiday season and special events Easter Sunday, Thanksgiving, and Christmas. One day,…
Fred came home from University in tears
Fred came home from University in tears. “Mum, am I adopted?” “No of course not”, replied his mother. Why would you think such a thing? Fred showed…
One day, Emma came home and asked her mother
One day, Emma came home and asked her mother, Sarah, to speak in private. They sat down in the kitchen, and Emma took a deep breath before…
Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work
Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work,… So Bob just went straight over to Joe’s place. When they got to the…