A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read…
An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake
An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels….
A salesman rings the doorbell
A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother?…
Son: “Daddy I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!
Son: “Daddy i fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!! “ Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Tina, the neighbor’s…
A man went to confession
A man went to confession in St. Patrick’s Catholic Church. ‘Father’, he confessed, ‘it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny…
Two women go out one night without their husbands
Two women go out one night without their husbands. They go to a bar, have a chat along with a couple of drinks and then head back…
One day in class the teacher looks over to little Johnny
One day in class the teacher looks over to little Johnny and sees him scratching his downstairs under the table. She walks over to him and says,…
Son: “Daddy, I have to write a special report for school
Son: “Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don’t know what Politics is.” Father: “Well, let’s take our home as an example….
A hotel guest calls the front desk
A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, “May I help you sir? The man says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need to…
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter. The old…