A man and his wife were traveling
A man and his wife were traveling down the highway when they saw the lights of a patrol car behind them. When they pulled over, the patrol…
A blonde was out driving her car
One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck driver made her pull over into a parking lot and…
A boy comes back from school
A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer a…
A magazine reporter is traveling through a rainforest
A magazine reporter is traveling through a rainforest, in search of a fabled cannibalistic tribe. He falls into a trap, goes unconscious and wakes up tied to…
Fish goes to the doctor
Fish goes to the doctor. The doctor says, “Hello, sir. What brings you in today?” The fish replies, “Everything. I hurt my back at work, I have…
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus,…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down
A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers… Like a telephone… On his hand and talking into his hand. The bartender walks…
Moishe the Carpenter, returning home with his week’s wages
Moishe the Carpenter, returning home with his week’s wages, was accosted by an armed robber on a deserted street. “Take my money,” said Moishe, “but do me…
An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married
An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled down in their old neighborhood. They we’re celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and decided to walk…
Drama this Morning
Drama this Morning: My wife and I were having a serious quarrel when I said to her…”pack your things and …..” At that point, her phone rang,…