Funny – A Beautiful Woman Is Sitting Next To The Little Johnny
A beautiful woman is sitting next to the little johnny on a plane. There is terrible turbulence and then the plane goes into a sudden nosedive. The…
A man goes to hell
A man goes to hell ered. The devil greets him and says “you have to pick your torture, pick wisely because this will be your torture for…
Wife Was Complaining About Her Husband
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. “What’ll you…
I took my dad to the mall the other day too
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food…
Before Paddy
Before Paddy goes to war he fits a chastity belt on his wife. He locks it and gives the key to his best friend Fergus. “If I’m…
A guy walks into a bar (Funny)
A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign hanging over the bar which read: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50, Chicken Sandwich: $2.50, Hand Job: $10.00 Checking his…
A Cabbie
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him…
Two law partners
Two law partners, Ed and Joe, are driving through the country one evening during a vacation when their car breaks down near a farmhouse. The two men…
After 3 years, the wife starts to think that their child looks different
After 3 years, the wife starts to think that their child looks different, so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the child…
One evening a teenage daughter and her mother were out shopping
One evening a teenage daughter and her mother were out shopping when they stopped to make a purchase. The young girl greeted the cashier with only a…