Two little boys walk into a drugstore
One is nine years old and the other is four. The oldest boy grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register…
A newlywed couple returned from their honeymoon
As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoon the young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. “How did everything go?” her…
A man boards
A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks….
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she…
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months
Just a joke. No hard feelings! A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his…
She Asked If He Would Remarry …
When we are married, we may be asked many questions by our significant other. Some of those questions are going to come and go and we don’t…
A poor man told his wife
A poor man told his wife, I am sick and tired of being poor, I am going to work overseas. So, he took off to Africa. A…
A little boy asked
A little boy asked his father a question. “Dad, I know that babies come from mommies’ tummies. But how do they get there in the first place?”…
70-Year-Old Widow Posts A Newspaper Ad To Find A Husband
A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again… She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: “Husband wanted! Must be in…
A blonde walks into a bank
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks…