A school teacher asked her students to make a sentence containing the expression “I presume”. One little girl held up her hand and said, “Yesterday my mother…

A blonde hadn’t been to church for many, many months. She always promised to go, but never did. One day, the pastor was astounded when she suddenly…

A young doctor moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on…

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign reads, “Low Bridge Ahead.” Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him, and…

The local high school has a policy that the parents must call the school if a student is to be absent for the day. Kelly, deciding to…

Old Farmer Ron just wanted some fruit… but he ended up with a story for the ages.  Ron, an elderly farmer in Australia, had owned a big…

First day on the job, and this trainee already knows how to handle the big boss!  A man starts his first day as a trainee at a…

Two Southern Belles were chatting on the porch of a grand white-pillared mansion… The first lady said proudly,  “When my first child was born, my husband built…

A travel agent was sitting at his desk when he noticed an elderly couple standing outside, gazing longingly at the posters of dream vacations in the shop…