As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole…

A group of girls walks into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them. The…

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, and then said, “You’re A, B,…

A boss says to his secretary, “we are travelling abroad for the week so make arrangements.” The secretary makes call to her husband, “my boss and i…

After three crop failures in a row farmer Jones could not pay his loan at the bank. “Give me one more chance he pleaded. Don’t take my…

A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman: “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer…

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband…

One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No…

One night, a husband murmured in his sleep, “Oh, Emily, you’re the one that got away.” The wife, wide awake beside him, bolted up and exclaimed, “Emily?…