One morning, the wife wakes up
One morning, the wife wakes up to find her mother gone. In a worried state, she awakens her husband and they both set off to find the…
A husband and wife
A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the…
One day a man decided to retire
One day a man decided to retire, so he booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until…
An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley
An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit:He asks the old biker his name. “Fred.” He replies.“Fred what?” The…
A man and his wife
A man and his wife went three days without talking after having an argument. On an occasion, the man remembered that the next day he would have…
Little Johnny come to my office right now
Boss: Shouting “Little Johnny come to my office right now…”Little Johnny: “Yes sir”! Boss: “Little Johnny, I saw you arguing with the customer who just left. I have told…
A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents
A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents.After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites…
An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date
An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man: She seemed upset when she returned to her daughter’s house later that night. “What happened,…
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, right on his twitchy little nose. “Oh,…
The husband called the wife on the phone and
The husband called the wife on the phone and said “Today I will bring dinner from the Second Wife”. He came home and knocked. And was knocked…