A kindergarten teacher

A kindergarten teacher is having her birthday and three of her students decided to bring her a gift. The first students was little Timmy and his dad…

Why do you want divorce?

Judge: Why do you want divorce? Petitioner: My wife asks me to peel off garlic, cut onions, wash utensils. Judge: What’s the problem in this? Just warm…

A woman finds Aladdin’s magic lamp

A woman finds Aladdin’s magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to…

One morning, the wife wakes up

One morning, the wife wakes up to find her mother gone. In a worried state, she awakens her husband and they both set off to find the…

A husband and wife

A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the…

One day a man decided to retire

One day a man decided to retire, so he booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until…

An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley

An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit:He asks the old biker his name. “Fred.” He replies.“Fred what?” The…

A man and his wife

A man and his wife went three days without talking after having an argument. On an occasion, the man remembered that the next day he would have…

Little Johnny come to my office right now

Boss: Shouting “Little Johnny come to my office right now…”Little Johnny: “Yes sir”! Boss: “Little Johnny, I saw you arguing with the customer who just left. I have told…

A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents

A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents.After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites…